I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET A LOT AT WORK, AND MAGIC HAPPENS EVERY TIME!

Sitting on the toilet at work is the only way to fly! If you don’t want to do something, go to the bathroom and sit on the goddamn toilet — if you hangout on the toilet long enough (3 maybe 4 hrs), then by the time you leave the bathroom your job at hand will be completed.

Things really do take care of themselves!