I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET A LOT AT WORK, AND MAGIC HAPPENS EVERY TIME!

Sitting on the toilet at work is the only way to fly! If you don’t want to do something, go to the bathroom and sit on the goddamn toilet — if you hangout on the toilet long enough (3 maybe 4 hrs), then by the time you leave the bathroom your job at hand will be completed.

Things really do take care of themselves!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Magic happens every time.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I can’t wait to get home and pop some more Valium. Can you dig it?

      • Hell yeah!

      • Bulgingsnake

        I think I’ll start a discussion about it.

      • I’d read it.

      • thereforeiam

        Old school?

      • Bulgingsnake

        Big time

  • UilickMcGee

    You should totally pull a Lethal Weapon 2 manoeuvre and slip some ordinance in behind the seat. It’s not a dump If you don’t take half the house with it…

    • Fbt

    • Bulgingsnake

      I TAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH ME WHEN I DUMP!

  • Mr. Perfect

    This is why I eat refried beans and chilies for an early 10am lunch. By about 11:45 I have to take a wicked sh*t that smells up the whole bathroom. Then by 12, when the other peons take lunch and want to take a bathroom break, I’ve already made the room uninhabitable.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Great call

  • Steve

    Crapping should not be a spectator sport.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Nobody spectakes

      • Steve

        No murder if there’s no body.