WHY DOES THE FEMALE PERSONALITY CHANGE TOWARDS MEN AFTER THEY BANG THEM?

Every time I bang a chick everything changes in the relationship. I wake up the next day after banging the night before and play video games and fish. The female wakes up the next day acting like the male is some sort of god — at least this has always been my experience.

How about you guys, how do you feel about my accurate observation?

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