7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

News agencies all over are reporting about how freaking stupid Americans are. Apparently 16.4 million adults in our country believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. (This is not a joke.)

… that’s only dwarfed by my own research that calculated 80% of the adults in America believe “alot” is a word.

  • Jerry Eldini

    That is soooooo sick!!! I fvckin love my country!!!!

    • RockMomster

      Merica

  • Dumb fvcks!

    • Meelog Malterion

      Dumb fvck? you mean the blonde I was with Earlier

  • Mr. Perfect

    16.4 Million American adults are not winning.

  • PeeJaay👢

    What kinda milk comes from black and white cows?

  • What really matters is what color cows provide us with tasty steaks.

    • RockMomster

      I couldn’t agree more

  • Arphemius

    That is weird. Brown cows aren’t that much different form the other cows, they’re just more violent, lazier and commit more crime.