DO YOU ENJOY YANKING ON YOUR DAD’S FUN-STICK WHILE WATCHING SCHINDLER’S LIST?

My father is dead. Well, right before he died I got his fun-stick real hard like, then I cut it off and threw it in the freezer. By throwing it in the freezer, it stays in a perpetual state of hardness.

So when I watch SCHINDLER’S LIST — I open up the freezer, get out my father’s fun stick, tape it to a blow up doll and start yanking away!

I think it’s just good ol fashion fun, and I have a feeling you might too.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU BIG SILLIES?!?!?