DO YOU ENJOY YANKING ON YOUR DAD’S FUN-STICK WHILE WATCHING SCHINDLER’S LIST?

My father is dead. Well, right before he died I got his fun-stick real hard like, then I cut it off and threw it in the freezer. By throwing it in the freezer, it stays in a perpetual state of hardness.

So when I watch SCHINDLER’S LIST — I open up the freezer, get out my father’s fun stick, tape it to a blow up doll and start yanking away!

I think it’s just good ol fashion fun, and I have a feeling you might too.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU BIG SILLIES?!?!?

  • Yes

  • No…I’ve never watched Schindler’s List.

  • Villain

    I usually give him a kiss, but not that kind of a kiss.

  • Mystical_Me

    Yucky.

  • Jokes Teller

    Just don’t put your tongue on it, it might get stuck.

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  • Arphemius

    Schindler’s list is some heavy sh*t. Poor guy had his entire business ruined because he started to go crazy and think that jews were people. It’s sad, it really is.