I was standing on the plank of a ship. Half of the boat was on a pond, and the other half was on land. The pond’s water was black but looked\seemed inviting.

Behind me was a man holding a gun to my back. The man said “jump and start over, or wake up”.

I turned around to look at the mans face, It was me (kind of). Right before I opened my mouth to say something sarcastic I woke up.

  • Jerry Eldini

    I’m here to help!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Nailed it

  • Jerry Eldini

    Ok, the plank is a penis, the water is a vagina. The ship is the Earth, the man behind you is an alternate reality, The gun is the alternate realities penis, and you, Snake, are fvckin WINNING!!

  • Dude, this was better.

  • Mr. Perfect

    I’m not a psychologist, but I am perfect!
    It seems that you are telling yourself that you need to change something in your life. And that although the move is scary, you are half way there and the potential outcome is appealing. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c1b1356cb570486f1e6dbb91963aad2dc27dd1df31fbfa1f1ccddae973e9497d.jpg

  • Steve

    Not exactly MLK, but it’ll do.

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s fine, just make sure to link people over here, not the other way around. I spent 3 years of my life waisting time on Disqus, and have nothing to show for it (that’s why I dropped all my sites). Don’t make the same mistake…..

  • Villain

    Okay, is it cool if I just copy and paste them more or less? I’ll stick the link to the site below all my posts to see if I can bring some more people over.

  • Bulgingsnake

    The discussions you put on The Force, also put on this channel. After awhile, you’ll actually get paid if this channel grows enough (and it’s already headed in the right direction). You won’t get jackshit from Disqus

  • Villain

    Has a dream ever been wetter?

  • holybagpipes