If a burley husband walks in on you banging his wife, scream RAPE!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Nice, that’s a great weight

  • PQG 1991

    Genius strategy!

  • Andronymous

    Oh no, not at all! It is still rape, perhaps doubly so! And since everyone is a victim, everyone wins!

  • PQG 1991

    So you both are still f***ed if two rapes cancel each other out, then there’s no rape and it’s just cheating.

  • Andronymous

    No, I think it is like math, two rapes together cancel each other out so it’s okay.

  • Mr. Perfect

    If a dong get’s hard, but nobody spanks it, did it really get hard?

  • Steve

    Tell him he has to pay if he wants to watch, just like his fat kids.

  • Villain

    That’s why I’m always on the bottom. The other reason is that I’m 650 pounds.

  • PQG 1991

    That always works but if she screams that first you are f***ed

  • UilickMcGee

    If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, the ducks will buy you a new sportscoat.