Do you?

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I do. I trust no one’s ass. Not even my own.

 

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  • Dave79

    ‘Murrika! Yeah!

  • thereforeiam

    I don’t trust my ass to keep a turd safe over night. I don’t know how many sheets I’ve had to throw away.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Funny, I trust your ass becsuse I know it can rape me!!

  • Jerry Eldini

    They’re so stupid!!

  • Bulgingsnake

    In America, we can legally shoot people if we have a permit

  • UilickMcGee

    In Ireland, if you hold a dump in for more than 72 hours, you can be charged with false imprisonment.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I trust my own ass because I know it can’t rape me.

  • Villain

    I want to be one of those people that finally catch a disease from a toilet. All those stupid doctors say that you can’t.

  • UilickMcGee

    I’ve done some of my best work on the sh*tter. It’s the real thing!

  • Steve

    The commode is the great equalizer; it is every man’s throne at some point.

    Unless you’re Chinese, they poop on the floor.