F#ck, Marry, Kill (allegedly)

Note. Dear FBI, this is in no way an actual threat.. just a fun TGO game.

 

Now that that’s out of they way! Fuck, Marry, Kill… your choices are: Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, your mom (if you don’t have a mom.. substitute with Gary Busey) GO!

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  • Jerry Eldini

    That’s entirly potatoe possible.

  • One Mat Gang

    I understand. I just assumed you kidnapped Jerry and were using his ideas for TGO posts

  • Jerry Eldini

    Probably

  • mind blowing!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Just checking in on my old account, I have been reborn as the guy that brought you the sex life aquatic.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Just checking on my old account. I have been reborn as the guy that brought you the sex life aquatic

  • I was wrong and I just can’t live without him

  • One Mat Gang

    I miss Jerry

  • Jerry come back you can blame it all on me

  • Mr. Perfect

    Wait, you have to do all three with a single person? That’s fvcked up.

  • RockMomster

    Like people slamming two rolled up dirty carpets together

  • RockMomster

    Logical

  • RockMomster

    Yeaaaaaa boi

  • thereforeiam
  • thereforeiam

    Hell no but she’s 80+ and has mad skills. I’m marryin Trump for the money. And Hill is a disposable diaper to me.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Oh yeah, no doubt about that! Can you imagine Trump and Hillary going at it? What a horrifying vision that would be! That could probably give someone eye cancer!

  • RockMomster

    Is your mom hot?

  • RockMomster

    Busey would be the most fun in bed I’m sure

  • RockMomster

    I accept that

  • Dave79

    Ditto…my picks too.👍

  • Dave79

    Fuck mom (while Busey pushes my buttocks to make penetration deeper), marry Trump and slowly and gladly kill Hillary.

  • One Mat Gang

    Could I fuck Trump to death? Then marry the corpse?

  • thereforeiam

    Fuck Mom, Marry Trump and kill Hill.

  • Jerry Eldini

    I would be on top, I’m not sure if you’ve seen him lately but Busey has really put on some weight. I don’t want that gut pressing down on me! As far as being a switch hitter, I think when me and Busey tie the knot I will just go ahead and turn gay. And you?

  • RockMomster

    Follow up question… would you be top or bottom in your marriage .. or do you switch hit?

  • RockMomster

    I approve this message!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Ok, here we go! Trump, Busey, Clinton. YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
    FOR THE FVCKIN WIN YO!!!!
    You definitely rock, Momster!!

  • RockMomster

    Sure!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Ok bro, i’m just gonna assume that by saying that you would fuck Hillary Clinton what you meant was you would push her into an open elevator shaft or down a flight of stairs or something.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Yeah, it really is a tough one! I don’t think I could stand Busey’s cooking though!!! I guess I could do the cooking and have him do his buddy holly impersonation 24 seven at gunpoint. Hey, can I get a redo?

  • RockMomster

    IDK if had the option I’d fuck Trump, kill hil and marry busey. Only bc I imagine marriage is fucking for life. I’d rather deal with the Trump fuck once than forever.. and my moms not my type

  • RockMomster

    When these are the choices inbreeding sounds like a great idea

  • Villain
  • Jerry Eldini

    Trump, Mom, Clinton. Its cool, I already fucked Busey a couple times.