F#ck, Marry, Kill (allegedly)

Note. Dear FBI, this is in no way an actual threat.. just a fun TGO game.

 

Now that that’s out of they way! Fuck, Marry, Kill… your choices are: Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, your mom (if you don’t have a mom.. substitute with Gary Busey) GO!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Trump, Mom, Clinton. Its cool, I already fucked Busey a couple times.

    • RockMomster

      IDK if had the option I’d fuck Trump, kill hil and marry busey. Only bc I imagine marriage is fucking for life. I’d rather deal with the Trump fuck once than forever.. and my moms not my type

      • Jerry Eldini

        Yeah, it really is a tough one! I don’t think I could stand Busey’s cooking though!!! I guess I could do the cooking and have him do his buddy holly impersonation 24 seven at gunpoint. Hey, can I get a redo?

      • RockMomster

        Sure!

      • Jerry Eldini

        Ok, here we go! Trump, Busey, Clinton. YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
        FOR THE FVCKIN WIN YO!!!!
        You definitely rock, Momster!!

      • RockMomster

        I approve this message!

      • RockMomster

        Follow up question… would you be top or bottom in your marriage .. or do you switch hit?

      • Jerry Eldini

        I would be on top, I’m not sure if you’ve seen him lately but Busey has really put on some weight. I don’t want that gut pressing down on me! As far as being a switch hitter, I think when me and Busey tie the knot I will just go ahead and turn gay. And you?

      • RockMomster

        Busey would be the most fun in bed I’m sure

      • Jerry Eldini

        Oh yeah, no doubt about that! Can you imagine Trump and Hillary going at it? What a horrifying vision that would be! That could probably give someone eye cancer!

      • RockMomster

        Like people slamming two rolled up dirty carpets together

  • Villain
    • RockMomster

      When these are the choices inbreeding sounds like a great idea

    • Jerry Eldini

      Ok bro, i’m just gonna assume that by saying that you would fuck Hillary Clinton what you meant was you would push her into an open elevator shaft or down a flight of stairs or something.

  • thereforeiam

    Fuck Mom, Marry Trump and kill Hill.

  • One Mat Gang

    Could I fuck Trump to death? Then marry the corpse?

    • RockMomster

      I accept that

  • Dave79

    Fuck mom (while Busey pushes my buttocks to make penetration deeper), marry Trump and slowly and gladly kill Hillary.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Wait, you have to do all three with a single person? That’s fvcked up.