FIVE FACTS ABOUT THE LADYBUG.

1. The ladybug’s feces closely resembles human feces.

2. The Ladybug can hit speeds up to 90 miles per hour.

3. The ladybug’s mating call can be heard at dusk, and sounds like the horn of an 18-Wheeler.

4. The Ladybug has an average lifespan of 40 years.

5. Ladybugs make a type of Honey, but it is poisons to bears.

  • thereforeiam

    They’re doing at least twice that when they hit my windshield.

  • thereforeiam

    Are you using “ladybug’ metaphorically as a reference to me?

    • Bulgingsnake

      No

  • Jerry Eldini

    I think I like their feces the best, so delicious! Because they live for 40 years, A gaggle of ladybugs can produce a pretty decent amount of feces. It taste even better if they are raised on a steady diet of pastrami.

    • Bulgingsnake

      FBT