TGO Family Game Night: Fact or Fiction!

Let’s play a game! Post a comment with 2 random truths and 1 lie! Let’s see if we can guess them right!

I’ll go first…

1. I’ve dated 6 different women.

2. I told my second grade class my Dad died so I could get out of playing dodgeball and pretend to cry in the bathroom

3. I met Bulgingsnake at an AA meeting.

(Which is a lie?! Now you go!)

  • UilickMcGee

    6 different women. There can’t possibly be 6 different women out there. That’s crazy talk.

    Right. Here’s mine:

    1. I got back with an ex for the second time while taking a dump. And flushed during the call.

    2. I made a suicide tape when I was 17 and chickened out.

    3. I’m on the sex offenders watch list.

    • RockMomster

      3 is a lie

    • RockMomster

      Lol I guess I didn’t need to specify that they were different lol

    • Jerry Eldini

      Dude, that number one is just classic! Was your toilet like super loud so you know that she must’ve kind of heard it a little? Oh, and by she, I meant he. I hope you’re OK with that kind of stuff.

      • UilickMcGee

        He/she totally heard it. It was a roaring flush.

        One of my best/worst moments as a person.

      • RockMomster

        Fbt!!

      • Jerry Eldini

        You are at the top of Maslow’s hierarchy right there by good man/woman! That’s some self actualization if I ever fucking heard it!!! WINNING!!!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Tell all the lies you want, I’m just enjoying the idea of you with all those six women at the same time. That one is true, it has to be true, please don’t tell me it’s not true! Please God, please just let it be true!
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    • RockMomster

      Ill only tell if you play!!!

      • Jerry Eldini

        Ok, 1. last April I was bass fishing at Lake Nascimento and when I cast, I caught a duck flying by by accident, it peeled off about 300 feet of line, spooled me and then hit the ground. I tried to get him but somehow he shook the hooks out and for the way before I got to him.
        2. Years ago, fishing in Newport Bay, I hooked a California spiny lobster by the leg while I was fishing with an anchovy and pulled it in with my pole, it was 30 inches long from the tip of the antenna to the tip of the tail, I took it home and ate it.
        3. One time at lake Perris, we hit a big rock and sank our small wooden boat and had to swim to shore.

      • RockMomster

        2 is a lie

      • Jerry Eldini

        Nope, it’s the real deal! At the Newport Coast Guard station there is a little jetty and turns out it is crawling with lobsters! The big jetty across the way that people call the wedge is famous for a woman skin diver catching a lobster with a 3 foot body. They are not as tasty as Maine lobsters but spiny lobster’s are still pretty good!

      • RockMomster

        1?

      • Jerry Eldini

        Sorry. I swear to God I’m not lying, they were flying by and I didn’t think there was anyway I would get them but one got tangled in line. It was OK though, I don’t think I screwed it over, it did spool me but it got out and flew away superfast. The last one was a lie, the fishing boat we used to use was aluminum!

      • RockMomster

        Fbt! Well my #3 was a lie too 🙂

      • Jerry Eldini
      • RockMomster

        Bitches love me

      • Jerry Eldini

        Can ya blame ’em? Snake probably has to beat them off both of you guys with a car antenna!! WINNING!!

      • RockMomster

        That’s hot 😉 fbt

  • PQG 1991

    I’ll go with number two

    • PQG 1991

      Also here is mine:

      1. I’m completely drunk right now after a night of partying

      2. I’m just too tired after a whole night of playing videogames

      3. The first time I got drunk I forgot how to use a door to enter my house.

      • RockMomster

        1 is a lie?

      • PQG 1991

        Sorry, number 2. hahaha

      • RockMomster

        Hahahaha

      • RockMomster

        Lmao at 3

      • PQG 1991

        Yeah number 3 is definitely FBT

    • RockMomster

      Nope. My 3 is a lie lol

      • holybagpipes

        I thought it was 1.

      • RockMomster

        Nope. My 1 & 2 are true 🙂

      • holybagpipes

        Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t know.

  • holybagpipes

    Okay

    1. I shoved a drunk onto the sidewalk after he started man handling me.
    2. I snorted pepper sauce during a night of heavy drinking.
    3. I coughed out blood on the sink one morning.

    • PQG 1991

      I’ll say it’s number 3.

      • holybagpipes

        Yes

    • RockMomster

      3 ..?

      • holybagpipes

        Yes!