THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX I DIDN’T EJACULATE!

This chick was riding me real nice like in my bedroom. I remember hearing my parents talking downstairs, so I kept telling the female to be quiet.

Anyway, I wanted to be original when I lost my virginity, so right before I came, I PULLED OUT!

When a female doesn’t get a virgin off, it really pisses her off.

I won that moment in time on so many levels.

  • Villain

    I don’t think I did either but the whale didn’t seem to care.

    • Jerry Eldini

      Save the whales!

    • Damn…

    • RockMomster

      oh snap

  • thereforeiam

    I did but the cat was not amused.

    • Steve

      You ejaculated during Bulge’s first time?

  • Jerry Eldini

    You ejaculate during sex? WTF is up with that? I ejaculate in my pants exactly 1 hour after having sex like clockwork, then I take my pants off, tie one end into a knot and attack whoever the nearest person is at the time. Needless to say, morning wood for me can lead to an unpleasant morning at work for my coworkers.

  • PQG 1991

    Always WINNING