GO TO AN A.A MEETING IF YOU’RE HAVING A PROPLEM GETTING LAID.

Listen up guys! The females are so goddamn vulnerable and pathetic at ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS, and wet! — so goddamn wet ‘the vulnerable female’ becomes when you wink at her.
So if you have a boner that just won’t quit, make it ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.

  • PQG 1991

    Tried that already, but somehow they are not that desperate… I mean… I agree completely with your advice, works every time!

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