My Lady Friend wants me to shave my bush. WTF do I do?

 

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Apparently all manly men are doing it (I don’t buy that horsesh*t for one second). I don’t do body grooming, I come au natural and don’t expect any different from anyone else.

She’s bald as a turnip, but I couldn’t give a monkeys di*k. I’m of the opinion she needs a little ying to her yang.

 

  • Bulgingsnake

    I love body grooming! But never touch the “male bush” with a razor. Absolutely NEVER! The male bush protects the dong

    • The Tooth *EWN HOF*

      The dong must be able to be it’s own fighting force. No hiding behind the bush..

  • thereforeiam

    You get a new lady friend is what you do. Just finish wearing out the current one before she realizes that a manscape is not forthcoming.

    • UilickMcGee

      Can’t trust her not to hack my balls off in my sleep.
      She’ll do it, and I’m a pretty heavy sleeper…

  • Don’t do it. We must be free.

    • UilickMcGee

      It’s what comes after that scares me the most. What next? Eyebrows? The Gooch?

      Before I know it I’ll be asking permission to wipe and flush after every deposit.

      • It will be 1984 but with your anus.

  • PQG 1991

    Shave it man. And have her shave something of hers as well then.

  • holybagpipes

    Brazilian wax!

    • Dave79

      I prefer duct tape.

      • holybagpipes

        You mean redneck waxing.

  • Dave79
  • RockMomster

    If you trim the bush your dong will look bigger by default.. and she won’t have to floss with your pubes. Win.win.
    Also.. she’ll probably give you better head for a longer amount of time if it’s tidy at least

  • The Tooth *EWN HOF*
  • Jerry Eldini

    The waxed/shaved bush is all the rage with the ladies for the past decade, but dudes? IDK what to tell you man, if anyone I know is doing it they and their women are keeping it secret. Think like a porn star and tell her you will do it for a new game system.