My Lady Friend wants me to shave my bush. WTF do I do?



Apparently all manly men are doing it (I don’t buy that horsesh*t for one second). I don’t do body grooming, I come au natural and don’t expect any different from anyone else.

She’s bald as a turnip, but I couldn’t give a monkeys di*k. I’m of the opinion she needs a little ying to her yang.