NASA CLAIMS IT IS NOT RUNNING A CHILD SLAVE COMPOUND ON MARS!

You heard it right folks… it turns out real news is just as stupid as TGO “news” these days.

NASA had to publicly address this issue to set the record straight…. apparently a LOT of people think they are running a child slave ring on Mars. How ’bout that…

 

  • Fred Ziffel

    So, if the little green guys are kids… Who are the little blue guys?

    • RockMomster

      Ahhhh crap. I knew the Catholics were involved!

      • Fred Ziffel

        Always.

  • PQG 1991

    First rule of the Child Slave Compound on Mars. You do not talk about the Child Slave Compound on Mars (except to deny its existance apparently)

    • RockMomster

      The second rule is… don’t talk about the child slave compound in mars

  • Arphemius

    “Interdimensional child molesters” is more Alex Jones’ thing, isn’t it?^^

    • RockMomster

      If there’s lemonade and cookies in the counter when you get there… expect Chris Hansen to pop out in a space suit!

  • holybagpipes
  • mikezippy

    I don’t know. There have been some disturbing images that were caught by one of the Mars explorers that were put up then taken down and denied ever existed. See for yourself.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e863d7520e1585577a02c26b3922d3c17547d756f166a57bbcf9f68645d3bba.jpg

    • RockMomster

      Yeah… they stole anakin skywalkers house on tattooine (spelling?)

      • mikezippy

        It kinda looks like his old house doesn’t it….but I don’t think his was an inflatable tent. I will have to double check that.

  • Jerry Eldini

    You know those fuckers are lying through their teeth! I mean, seriously, why the fuck else would anyone go to Mars?