THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN IS 100% FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

This website was not given to me, so I don’t have to worry about some assclown looking over my shoulders. There is absolutely no fear on TGO, as in, don’t worry about your comments being deleted.

This website has barely been up for a month and is already getting thousands of views per day (without the help of social media…yet).

So all you onlookers out there who are not leaving comments because of our over the top, politically correct society, don’t be a pussy, because you don’t have to be at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN…

People are such tool bags now that they don’t even realize it. It has been ingrained into their very soul to do, and act how others see fit.

It’s a rarity to find originality these days. Originality has been desecrated by the fear of wanting to fit in with the people who hold you back.

People are blind. I use to love seeing the world through a clear lens, but it can be a rather lonely experience when you’re the only person awake among the dead.

 

  • UilickMcGee

    When I die, I want to get thrown into a pit of riled-up, undersexed mongoloids, so they can ball my corpse into next week, then grab each leg and rip me apart like a wishbone.

    • Bulgingsnake

      When it comes to toolbags, you Sir, are NOT! That’s why we will always be good friends (that and you’re funny as fvck).

      • UilickMcGee

        You’re doing God’s work man. It’s only been a few weeks, but everything looks great and purrs like a kitten.

        You’re a good egg Bulge, and I’m lucky to cal you a friend. We definitely need to share a bottle in the near future. It’s inevitable.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I guarantee it

      • Good to see you around! Stay classy!

    • Meelog Malterion

      actually I want to be cremated and blown into the hair and faces of religious nuts….or snorted off the Belly of a Dead Hooker….either way

      • UilickMcGee

        Oooh, get cremated and have your ashes compacted into one of those lobster claw dildos.
        In death your name will be “The Splitter”.

      • Meelog Malterion

        Id rather be the stud at the end of a Cock Plug made of super Absorbent material that Drys quickly Id be used once and then Kill my owner then be handed down generation to generation of unknowing Cvnts

      • thereforeiam

        I wanna be a part of the dry rub at a pig roast. That way I know my earthly remains are appreciated.

      • Meelog Malterion

        I dry Rub every night before bed

      • thereforeiam

        You’re doing it wrong.

  • holybagpipes

    This is some heavy stuff like the 10 commandments shvt.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I guess it’s the 11 commandments now.

      • holybagpipes

        Well you led us to the promised land and here we are.

      • Bulgingsnake

        You led yourself my friend, you led yourself.

      • holybagpipes

        Thank you.

  • Meelog Malterion

    Speaking for myself….I like being among the dead in my private time….thats a good Friday for me

    • Bulgingsnake

      You’re a solid guy yourself.

      • Meelog Malterion

        I believe so my Friend but some people just arent I went out to get some of my Favorite Clowns Delicious Cuisine I was at the window and specifically Asked for a Little Extra of the Chefs special Sauce but the Guy gave me Regular Mayonnaise man was I pissed

  • Leo Farnsworth

    Proud of you©

    Leo

    😄

  • I dont want to be a toolbag, i want to be a toolbox! And also want to add fuck shit cunt

  • thereforeiam

    You are spot on and the winning naturally follows. As long as no “facts” are mangled in the process the win is there grasshopper.

  • The WINNING is just getting started!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Freedom of speech is the shizzite hoebags, and Bulge isnt gonna fuckin ever let us forget that!!! Even when he’s fucked up yo!!!
    werd to yuh muthuh homies….

    https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/napoleondynamite/images/1/17/Kip_the_Pimp.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160711215521

  • PQG 1991

    As long as you keep being this way, I will keep visiting. Also thanks again for bringing attention to the trauma suffered by the people who get raped by Squirrels T_T

    • holybagpipes

      Those little shvts!

  • The Tooth *EWN HOF*

    Well said, Lord Bulge. The site is the very definition of WINNING…

    • Bulgingsnake

      Thank you, soldier.

  • thereforeiam

    I want the hot Val Kilmer to suck my dong.

  • Beastly beast

    THIS WEBSITE IS AWESOME BECAUSE I CAN SAY FUCK!