TOTAL RAPE! MY POOP WAS JUST PUSHED IN BIG TIME!

Yep, I was just outside walking my mom when BAM! — A squirrel with a strap-on ambushed me!
That squirrel assblasted me so goddamn hard!
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  • Jerry Eldini

    Lube? No lube? What is up with squirls these days? Must have been muslim squirls.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Should we try another episode right now?

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