I was outback behind my barn in the front yard. I was milking my pigs (pig’s milk is wonderful during the summer in sunny side Florida)

Well, as I was finishing milking the last boar with my mouth an elephant bum-rushed me! This elephant gave me TOTAL RAPE!

After the elephant was done with me, I had a severe case of ‘ass bleed out’. Ass bleed out can kill you if you don’t get it treated in time, but luckily I had a stitching kit with me to stitch back up my ravaged butt hole.

I always keep a butt hole stitching kit with me, I get raped by animals a lot.