This is really going to suck! Standing in line for years as you wait to get up to the Pearly Gates. Then when you finally get there, you have to give Saint Peter a killer BJ?!?!?!
I’m fucking bladder shy, I doubt I could give a killer bj with millions of people watching! And let’s just say I could give a killer bj, what if Saint Peter just got-off from the BJ-er before me? It would be nearly impossible to have Mr. Peter climax, it takes awhile for the ball sack to reload…. I’d be sucking for hours!
The whole ‘getting into heaven system’ is rigged. I don’t want to suck someone’s dick for hours in front of someone, then be casted to hell.