WILL YOU BE PREPARED WHEN TOTAL SHARK RAPE HAPPENS?

I just got back from fishing on my water vassal.

Well, before I knew it TOTAL SHARK RAPE WAS GOING DOWN!

I was prepared though, I always keep a sick of  Dynamite in my butt hole when I go fishing!

Let’s just say that shark won’t be using his dong anytime soon.

So remember kids, always keep dynamite in your butt hole when you go fishing.

Stay sharp, and stay prepared.

 

  • PQG 1991

    Around 90% of animals are rapists

    • Bulgingsnake

      99% I’m afraid.

      • PQG 1991

        I stand corrected.

  • A lot more people would have survived Jaws if they had anal dynamite.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Yep, a shame TGO wasn’t around at the time.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Anal dynamite…
    Genius, sheer genius!

  • The Constitutionalist

    With the squirrel then the elephant now a shark, maybe you should think of a starting a new site – The Great Indoorsman.

    • Bulgingsnake

      No, that would be giving in to the fear!

      • The Constitutionalist

        I guess you just have to lube up and accept the consequences of being so hot that you are a cross over artist like when a country singer’s song hits the pop charts!

      • Bulgingsnake

        Right you are

  • thereforeiam

    I can’t believe I didn’t know this. I’m packing weapons grade TNT from now on.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Good call.