America’s Finest #2: Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Happy Birthday America. 241 years young.

Okay , let’s forget that the star is Austrian and the director Canadian. T2 is probably the greatest American movie ever made. It is a slick piece of work that had something for everyone; violence, special effects, comedy. Masterpiece gets thrown around a lot, but Fvck it, MASTERPIECE.

I remember taping it off the TV back in 94/95 and just being blown away by the style and the sounds. I always thought they’d never top the nonstop awesomeness of T2, and I honestly think that remains true to this day.

Probably could have done with more tits, but hey, if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump it ass so much.

Thank you America