FIVE FACTS ABOUT THE BALD EAGLE!

1. The Bald Eagle only lives in the USA.

2. The Bald Eagle can lay up to 18 eggs in one sitting.

3. The Bald Eagle’s egg weighs up to 25 pounds.

4. The first Bald Eagle ever spotted was actually bald on top of his head.

5.

  • Bulgingsnake

    There happens to be only 4 facts about the Bald Eagle

    • Jerry Eldini

      Its weird how they’re perfect like that.

      • Bulgingsnake

        THAT’S WHY IT’S THE USA BIRD!

  • thereforeiam

    5. Their shit actually does not stink.

    • Bulgingsnake

      EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BRO! AND WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS SOMETHING, THEN IT NO LONGER NEEDS TO BE A FACT, BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!

      • thereforeiam

        Quit fucking yelling at me. My head hurts.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I get all riled up sometimes.

      • thereforeiam

        Forgiven but my head is fvcked from morning liquor.

      • Bulgingsnake

        You’re an alcoholic? Great! You’ll get an invite sometime tonight. What will you write about?

      • thereforeiam

        I’ll think of something that isn’t already done here. Maybe some actual outdoors stuff. I got hypersexual manatees outside my door.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Watch out for total rape!

      • RockMomster
  • Jokes Teller

    Another fun fact is that it’s not called a bald eagle cuz it’s bald. It comes from the old English word “piebald” which means white headed.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Afraid not bro. They’re called bald, because the first one spotted was bald. Maybe if you read my 5 facts, then you wouldn’t be so GODDAMN IGNORANT!

      • Jokes Teller

        Was it scalped by an Indian?

      • Bulgingsnake

        Nobody really knows.

  • Andronymous

    We have polar eagles up here in the frozen wastes which are all white. Because we don’t want anyone else to know about them, we catch them all when they are young (when they cant fly yet), and paint them brown from the head down so everyone thinks they are American Eagles up here on vacation. The fools hah! Next time you run into a Polar Ranger say “Brown from the neck down!” and wink, then you can both have a good laugh!

  • RockMomster

    5. They ejaculate in the colors red, white, and blue… because.. merica!

  • Mystical_Me