HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

That is right the USA is 241 years old today. Just a baby still as far as countries go more or less. So in celebration here a just few things the world can thank the USA for….

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The Ferris wheel…where would the world be without one of these!

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Chocolate cookies believe it or not. It was made by accident in 1930 by Ruth Graves WakefieldThat was some accident.

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Ah the light bulb and electricity. We can thank Thomas Edison for those. The world would be an interesting place without them. Electricity has allowed mankind to reach it’s must productive and laziest potential. All the things that can be done for us know allows us to do much less now.

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Speaking of laziness…perhaps one of the best inventions out there to help people reach new laziness heights was invented in 1927 by Philo T. Farnsworth. Now there was radio and film as well….but this….this baby changed it all. Now people can spend hours binge watching shows if they want with the help of the next invention….

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That’s right the internet….the thing you are using right now. Formally introduced in 1982…though it’s history goes back even further…by the National Science Foundation that founded the Computer Science Network which created the standardized internet as we know it. Public commercial use of the Internet began in mid-1989 and would explode in the 90’s getting the world hooked on it. Today people can’t live without it. It helps people sit for ungodly amounts of time watching and reading things or even playing things.

There are a ton of other things that the USA helped invent of course but my time is up here. I got to go watch some Netflix and read some emails. I am getting behind in my lazy time and have to catch up.

 

  • Villain

    Happy 4th of July to all of my American Disqus friends.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Whatever… NOW LISTEN UP! I need you to start several discussions about your penis’s problems in life.

      • thereforeiam

        I still can’t figure out how to post here. I have a lot of low quality content to dump.

      • Bulgingsnake

        You made this post though… Or you mean start a discussion? You have to be invited to be an author if you want to start discussions on TGO.

      • thereforeiam

        I got a blogspot account if that works. I don’t know how the invite thing works because I’m an idiot.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I have to invite you by email, this is my website.

      • thereforeiam

        craig.svoboda0 @ gmail.com
        slippedcog.blogspot.com.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I have all my authors names and phone numbers. We talk and plan. This website is even set up for advertising to make money…. I’m not so sure you realize what being part of TGO requires.

      • thereforeiam

        Willing to learn?

      • Bulgingsnake

        Nothing to learn. You just have to trust me with your real name and number

      • RockMomster

        And a valid credit card number… with three digit code on the back and expiration date

      • Bulgingsnake

        GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE WOMAN!

      • RockMomster

        But it’s sticky

      • Bulgingsnake

        That’s because you don’t clean up after your Johns.

      • RockMomster

        I’m a dirty bird

      • thereforeiam

        I did the contact thingy with my info a couple days ago.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I know, I got it… And don’t post your personal information on here you nut….. Send another email, I’ll make you an author when I get home

      • thereforeiam

        F**k! I’m kinda tore up right now .

      • Bulgingsnake

        Goober. This website is going live next week with social media, so be prepared.

      • Villain

        Hmm, You’re gonna make me work hard today.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Big time

  • thereforeiam

    Yeah boi! Got shit happening up in here. Getting me some shrimp, flounder and gunpowder. It’s going down today! I didn’t need that hand anyhow. I never blow shit up with my drinking hand.

  • holybagpipes

    Happy 4th you sillies!

  • PQG 1991

    Happy fourth of July to all the american members of TGO!! (Here it’s just another day of summer)

  • Jerry Eldini

    You forgot to mention this little innovation right here, the world loves this!
    http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/black-pimp.jpg

    • thereforeiam

      Pimp rockin!

  • thereforeiam

    I’m already fuckin drunk. I need a nap. Who wants to hold my penis while I snore? Goin fishin later for the Independence day flounder, who’s in?