Bulgingsnake is an asshole-savant

An idiot savant is when someone is thought to be mentally retarded but have a brilliant memory and mind… is there such a thing as an asshole-savant? If this exists… that’s what Bulgingsnake is.

First off.. I was asked by him to write another article in my series of “tell all” about him being a genius (who is also a complete ass)… nothing proves this more than the fact that he gave me an attitude for taking care of our crying infant daughter before writing said post. I’m sorry my priorities are totally off… forgive me.

The reason he is so bothersome is BECAUSE he is so intelligent. He knows better every time he’s being a jerk.

Facts about BS:

1. His memory only rivals rain man.

2. His intuition is spot on.

3. He will literally tell you what you are going to do and say before you even do or say it… and he points it out!

I don’t know of anyone who hasn’t at least considered strangling him at some point. He is exhausting.

For someone so intelligent he should be putting it to good use instead of berating the people closest to him, but he suffers from chronic laziness. He would rather waste his gifts and wait for things to work themselves out, yet complains about it at the same time.

Someone who knows people as well as he does (psychologically) should probably be nicer on general. He lacks a lot of basic human emotions and shames others for having them. He’s a lot colder than he seems.

He can make your blood boil. Seriously.

Intelligent assholes are the worst. That is all…

  • Villain

    So Snake is basically Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting? They even look similar.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I suck with numbers.

    • RockMomster

      He’s like no one else I know

  • This could explain his love of ass blasting.

    • Villain

      He has such a good memory that he can go through the Apple Terms of Service word for word while ass blasting.

      • G.

        Why couldn’t he memorize Disqus’ TOS?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Good good stuff

    • PQG 1991

      Hey, just one thing, I’m having the same problem with my second review that I had with the Godzilla movie it says pending review but it doesn’t upload. Very sorry to bother you.

      • Bulgingsnake

        You’re not bothering me in the least bit. I’m sorry for not figuring this stuff out.

  • PQG 1991

    Well he might be an asshole-savant but he is your asshole-savant

    • RockMomster

      Very true

  • G.
  • Mystical_Me

    He sits back and watches and when the time is right, he speaks, but not a whole lot. I see he’s developed a thing for the breast pump, I’m surprised he didn’t try it elsewhere, lol. I hope you and Quinnipiac are in good health, and Cali too.

    • RockMomster

      Oh man… he hasn’t thought of it being a pleasure pump yet. You just gave me a great idea… stay tuned for that! Lol (he will probably make me write a post about it lol)
      We are good thanks love 🙂 Q is teething way early .. and has reflux .. and colic lol but other than that she’s a blast hahha. Cali is great. His birthday is Friday!! I’m going to get a p o box for TGO anyway.. was thinking of making a request for post cards for him since he gets sad he never gets mail but people randomly send stuff for q still. Maybe I’ll post about it on here too! He would be so excited if he got mail from all over 🙂
      How are you hun!!? I love our tgo family 🙂 always a pleasure my dear

      • Mystical_Me

        I will laugh my butt off, I’m sure. You’re a good writer, I enjoy your posts. Teething already, way too early. My granddaughter will be six months on the 15th and she’s just starting. Chewing on everything and drooling like a waterfall lol. I’d love to send him a card. If you want to post your address and delete after, I get emails of posts to me. It took a while to get the regulars to respond to me, some still won’t. But I enjoy those that do. What’s up with the old TGO, everything is closed and there are no top ten followers?