THE GREATEST 4th OF JULY PRANK TO PULL ON YOUR MOM!

The next time your mom is masturbating (always keep your ear to her door so you know, you’ll her the sounds of pleasure), strap a bottle rocket on to your dong. Make sure your dong is real hard like, then bust down her door screaming like a goddamn maniac!

As your running at your mom and screaming like a goddamn maniac with your boner bottle rocket, light it (this is the tricky part, running with a boner bottle rocket and lightning it isn’t easy, so practice in your spare time).

Stick that boner bottle rocket right in her killer G (a Killer G is a vagina hole) and let the prank commence!

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  • Steven Stone

    My mom always kept the gun right on her bedside. if she heard the door opening she would have shot through the door.. us kids knew better than touch her doorknob when she’s having fun

  • holybagpipes

    If a bottle rocket isn’t available. Will a Roman candle suffice?