The next time your mom is masturbating (always keep your ear to her door so you know, you’ll her the sounds of pleasure), strap a bottle rocket on to your dong. Make sure your dong is real hard like, then bust down her door screaming like a goddamn maniac!

As your running at your mom and screaming like a goddamn maniac with your boner bottle rocket, light it (this is the tricky part, running with a boner bottle rocket and lightning it isn’t easy, so practice in your spare time).

Stick that boner bottle rocket right in her killer G (a Killer G is a vagina hole) and let the prank commence!