Angle Grinder Man

In 2003 a new superhero took over the dim lit streets of London. He was equipped with only his snazzy blue leotard, gold hot pants, cape, and angle grinder. Yes, an angle grinder. In fact, he named himself Angle Grinder Man. He wore “AGM” on his chest proudly as he scampered around town at night cutting off clamps (boots) from cars. He was a real hero!

“I may not be able to single-handedly and totally cast off the repressive shackles of a corrupt government – but I can cut off your wheel-clamps for you,” he said.

(Allegedly he was also taking out traffic cams too.)

I wonder if we here at TGO can track him down to find out what kind of drugs he’s on now!

  • RockMomster
    • PQG 1991

      In all his glory hahaha

      • RockMomster

        He definitely looks proud

      • PQG 1991

        As he should

    • Andronymous

      That is a great outfit!

      I also love how he matched his angle grinder accessory!

      • RockMomster

        Coordination is key my friend

  • Villain

    Sounds like he’d be a hell of a good interview.

    • RockMomster

      I’m on a mission locate the masked crusader!

  • Steve
  • PQG 1991

    Angle grinder man to the rescue!!! I that super-hero thing worked with the ladies… excuse me while I put on my super-hero my underpants over my jeans and try to rescue some lady in distress.

    • Andronymous

      Wait…. did you put her in distress first? I think that is not how it works…. đŸ˜‰

      • PQG 1991

        Wait no I didn’t… I knew I was forgetting something…

    • RockMomster

      *wet*

  • Jerry Eldini

    110% pure hero.