In 2003 a new superhero took over the dim lit streets of London. He was equipped with only his snazzy blue leotard, gold hot pants, cape, and angle grinder. Yes, an angle grinder. In fact, he named himself Angle Grinder Man. He wore “AGM” on his chest proudly as he scampered around town at night cutting off clamps (boots) from cars. He was a real hero!

“I may not be able to single-handedly and totally cast off the repressive shackles of a corrupt government – but I can cut off your wheel-clamps for you,” he said.

(Allegedly he was also taking out traffic cams too.)

I wonder if we here at TGO can track him down to find out what kind of drugs he’s on now!