I WILL NOT LET MY FEMALE GIVE ME PLEASURE WITH HER MOUTH WHEN MY HERPES ARE OUT & ABOUT ON MY PENIS!

I really don’t give a rats ass if my female gets herpes, I just don’t want her to get them on her face.

I’m absolutely gorgeous, and walking around with a female in public who has oozing bumps on her face just wouldn’t look good for me.

I don’t mind if her vag gets my herpes, unless “pussy in public” is the next big thing.

Can you guys dig it?

  • Bulgingsnake

    FOR THE WIN!

  • Jerry Eldini

    You better be careful Bulge! All the indicators are in place for public starfish displays to be the next big thing.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Right you are Jerry.

    • Andronymous

      How many birthdays have I wished for that when blowing out the candles!

      • Jerry Eldini

        Someday.

  • RockMomster

    Thanks… I think.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Let’s see here….
      Start a discussion about my amazing cooking skills, but how I snap if someone walks into the kitchen.

      • RockMomster

        Eh, boring.. what else ya got

      • Bulgingsnake

        How I want to bang your butt? I don’t fvcking know, you come up with something for once.

      • RockMomster

        Anal? Real original on tgo fbt

  • Steve

    Not to worry; I’m sure MTV will come up with a show to make cold-sore laden women a fashion statement.

    Kid Rock should host it. Maybe called “On the Mouths of Babes?”

    • Bulgingsnake

      What’s MTV?

      • Andronymous

        Midget Tranny Vagina.
        Not really sure what they have to do with making shows that don’t revolve around, well… midget porn. I guess everyone these days needs to have extra side jobs to make ends meet.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Nailed it

      • Andronymous

        I may have nailed a few Midget Trannies yes. But NEVER pay up front they are sneaky!

  • PQG 1991

    Well that’s pretty reasonable on your part.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Did you notice that your discussion came through

      • PQG 1991

        Yep I did! I was pleasantly surprised by that when I woke up and saw it hahaha

      • Bulgingsnake

        I like your articles, they help balance everything out on TGO.

      • PQG 1991

        Thanks I like posting them here too!