I’VE NEVER HAD A WET DREAM

I’ve been banging my whole life. Even when I was a spermy-wermy in my dad’s balls, I was assblasting other sperms (those were the days).

When my dad shot a load into my mom’s fun-hole and I turned into a baby, I was banging my twin sister.

My point is, is that I’m absolutely gorgeous, and when you’re absolutely gorgeous, you’re always shooting mean loads…. And when you’re always shooting mean loads, then you just don’t have wet dreams.

Why you ask? Because you can’t have wet dreams when your dong sack is depleted.

  • Villain

    Once you start emptying your sack on a regular basis the wet dreams fade.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Did they never make you the head fvcking mod at The Force?

      • Villain

        Nope, I sent a request in and never heard from them.

      • Bulgingsnake

        They really fvcking hate me. I even emailed them for you.

      • Villain

        I should probably do it again.

      • Bulgingsnake

        They won’t do jackshit.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Will just exploit the hell out of that channel then. Time to execute order 66.

  • Andronymous

    I have wet dreams all the time! My mom says it is far past time I stopped wetting the bed, but the bathroom is just too far away. It’s over 10 FEET how does anyone expect me to walk that far!?! So much easier to just “relax and let the pressure flow”.

    • Bulgingsnake

      That’s what I’m talking about

    • Jerry Eldini

      Just go man..

  • Jerry Eldini

    No big whoop, Zombie dreams kick ass on wussie ass Wet dreams anyway. I fuckin love Zombie dreams, they’re pure gold! You have Zombie dreams, right Snake?

  • holybagpipes

    Having wet dreams means you haven’t trained it yet.

  • Steve

    Bulge, your reality is most men’s wet dreams.

    Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!