I’ve been banging my whole life. Even when I was a spermy-wermy in my dad’s balls, I was assblasting other sperms (those were the days).

When my dad shot a load into my mom’s fun-hole and I turned into a baby, I was banging my twin sister.

My point is, is that I’m absolutely gorgeous, and when you’re absolutely gorgeous, you’re always shooting mean loads…. And when you’re always shooting mean loads, then you just don’t have wet dreams.

Why you ask? Because you can’t have wet dreams when your dong sack is depleted.