People That I Hate #1

You know which people are the worst? People who wish others a Happy Birthday/Anniversary/Mother’s Day/etc on Facebook instead of just calling the person or letting them know in person. That drives me crazy. You really can’t love your mom or your best friend that much if you don’t even wish them a happy birthday in person. Its all about how many likes you can get.

Facebook whores want the world to know how nice they are without doing any of the work of actually being nice. I have seen so many people that brag on Facebook that they gave a homeless person 5 dollars. Who gives a fuck? If you’re a nice person I can probably come to that conclusion myself.

Do these people piss you off too?

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  • Lovelace

    Okay, from the answers I’ve been getting here, I understand there’s no welcome wagon for dumb newbies. Sorry to crash. Bye handsome face.

  • Lovelace

    Or none of my business.

  • Lovelace

    Or bf?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sure

  • Bulgingsnake

    I see

  • Lovelace

    Are you Mia’s husband?

  • Lovelace

    New to the situation.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Do you know who I am, or are you new to the situation?

  • Lovelace

    Cool!

  • Lovelace

    I’m a chicken in a fox hole! ….?…?

  • Bulgingsnake

    My girlfriend is one of the authors on here. So that makes 2 females my dear.

  • Lovelace

    Last time I looked I still was ; – )

  • Bulgingsnake

    Assuming you are a chick.

  • Lovelace

    Happy Kissing Day, Mr. Perfect!

  • Lovelace

    I’M THE ONLY CHICK HERE!

  • Lovelace
  • Jerry Eldini

    Those pictures are pure evil.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Avert your gaze bro, avert your gaze.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Giving a homeless person money and then putting it on facebook should be a crime punishable by death. The fact it is not just proves the world is run by nerds.

  • One Mat Gang

    Dear facebook users: no one thinks your kids are cute except you. I don’t care to see pictures of little Joey on the toilet, or covered in mash potatoes. They are rude, self absorbed, germ mongers. Your mundane life routines don’t entertain anyone.

  • Andronymous

    And you know what is way more impressive than giving a homeless person $5? Give a homeless person AIDS! It’s not as easy as it sounds, as finding one who doesn’t already have AIDS is near impossible!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Always have been!

  • Andronymous

    A… scrotum?! You are hardcore!!!!

  • Bulgingsnake

    A man bag.

  • Andronymous

    Well what do you carry your tools around in then?!

  • Andronymous

    I used to purposely NOT wish people happy birthdays back in the Dark Times when I still used FB, simply because no one knows the birthdays until FB tells them, so they don’t actually care.

  • PQG 1991

    I don’t normally use facebook for that, at the very list I text (using whatsapp) my friends and family if I can’t call them.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Amen. I don’t wish anybody a happy anything on Facebook. I figure if I need Facebook to remind me, then that person and I aren’t that close. Quite frankly, I hardly even use that worthless site anymore. It’s really just an email address book of people that I rarely talk to.

  • Bulgingsnake

    You got that right.

  • holybagpipes

    Yeah man.

    Also those “You won’t believe what happened next” or “This amazing thing happened”

    I can’t believe that they’re going to make TV shows.

  • Villain

    The number one rule in life is to not be a tool bag.

  • Villain

    or the articles that say “His mother died but what this five year old said will break your heart”. Click bait garbage.

  • holybagpipes

    Facebook sucks. Big time.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I HATE TOOL BAGS!