TOTAL PENGUIN RAPE WENT DOWN TODAY!

I thought I’d go for a nice walk today for some fresh air.

BAM, TOTAL PENGUIN RAPE!

I GOT RAPED SO GODDAMN BAD BY A FLORIDIAN PENGUIN!

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT KIND OF MAMMAL LIVED IN FLORIDA?!?!?!

  • Mystical_Me
    • FBT!

      • Mystical_Me

        Love that movie. But I like the penguin movie with Jim Carey in it. But all that’s been going on with him, I think I’ve lost some respect.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Honest mistake. Most of them live in the Bronx.

  • PQG 1991

    It’s clear you are just irresistible to nature… when will the vegans understand we eat animals before they can rape some of us

    • Bulgingsnake

      Big time

  • Mr. Perfect

    Penguin rape is a serious issue. Did you know that there are an estimated 5,000 penguin rape cases that go unreported each day? That’s like, a sh*t ton of penguin rape every year.

    • Bulgingsnake

      You live in England, correct?

      • Mr. Perfect

        He’ll no. I live in the state of steers and queers.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Goddamn, I was waaaaaaay off!

      • Mr. Perfect

        It’s all those animals that have been pillaging your bum!

      • Bulgingsnake

        I KNOW! Hopefully I won’t be raped when I leave the house to get the mail today….. I’m doubtful though.