by Bulgingsnake

GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY: I HAVEN’T BEEN RAPED BY AN ANIMAL IN OVER 2 DAYS!

I’m not holding my breath though. There has been a Cocker Spaniel eyeballing me the past several days when I get the mail!

  • PQG 1991

    Shortly after uploading this article Bulgingsnake was raped by a bull… #Animalrapistarereal #Prayforbulgingsnake.

  • Villain

    Keep some ninja stars in your mailbox.

  • holybagpipes
  • Steve

    I read that a news chopper found an alligator eating a plane crash victim, so it would appear that the animal kingdom is too busy for love.

  • Jerry Eldini

    I wish I could live in that meme. I could probably stay in there pretty happily for about a week if I had enough weed.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Nailed it