7 years ago today, my boy Cockroach was found under a rock.

Goddamn I love that kid!

If he grows up to be like me, then I’ll probably snap.



  • Jerry Eldini

    Happy birthday Cockroach! Take some advice from your old pal Jerry, don’t take any shite from anybody, capisce?

  • Mr. Perfect

    Happy birthday. A word of advice, kid. If you are drunk and a woman at the bar propositions you at 2am, then just ignore her and get a cab ride home. Because that might not be a woman!
    Oh, and the girls at school don’t have cooties. They have herpes. All of them.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Right you are

  • One Mat Gang

    Unfortunately in America the learnings of English ain’t be a big concern. I done wish I could do fancy talkings.

  • holybagpipes

    Total chip of the ole block. Happy birthday C!

  • Bulgingsnake

    I’m 34, it’s to late.

  • PQG 1991

    Well you do speak english, which is more or less understood, not really spoken though, all around the world. So to a degree it’s understandable… hahaha. If you want to learn other languages you have people from many places living in the US I’m sure someone teaches his/her maternal language for a living, so you can still learn

  • Bulgingsnake

    Unfortunately in America the teaching of other languages isn’t a big concern. I wish I knew other languages.

  • PQG 1991

    My parents have always prioritized the need for learning languages, they have sent me to summer camps in the UK and Canada three years in a row. Then I went to School in Ireland for a year. From there it was my efforts, interactions with my english speaking friends and a former english teacher (for about 10 years now)

  • Dave79
  • Bulgingsnake

    Your English is better than mine, and you’re from Spain. What’s up with that?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Yeah, it’s what his friends call him.

  • R2D2 is named Cockroach?

  • PQG 1991

    Look at him so happy with that R2 unit. When he grows up he will either destroy the Death Star or become Darth Vader. Only one way to find out, ask him what he thinks about sand. Hahaha
    PS: Happy birthday Cockroach!

  • Bulgingsnake

    I love PS4s with money! I don’t get them any other way.

  • Villain

    If you sell like 6 of them then you can buy like 7 PS4s with the money.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I love five hundred dollars

  • Villain

    I heard that 7 years is the perfect time to start breeding. I’d look for a good mate and hope for a decent sized liter. You can probably get 500$ a piece for the puppies.