People That I Hate #2

People who take huge shits in gas station bathrooms and then leave without buying anything are scum. If you are dropping a major deuce you could be taking down the value of the property. I know that what I do every time I shit. I think that if you do that to someone’s business you should at least buy a Twix bar before you leave that bomb there for them.

Does anyone else agree?

  • Steve

    The sad fact of life for the humble gas station attendant: sometimes you take sh1t from people for nothing.

  • Bulgingsnake

    You couldn’t pay me to poop in a public bathroom.

    • holybagpipes

      So you hold it in? That’s bad for your junk.

      • Bulgingsnake

        That’s right

      • holybagpipes

        Have you ever tried peeing on ice cubes? It’s fun.

      • Bulgingsnake

        No. Should I look into it?

      • holybagpipes

        Well there’s something strangely satisfying doing it.

        You feel like you could melt the polar ice caps if you were a god.

        Also the breeze is pretty nice.

      • Lovelace

        But what if someone drank it?

    • Mr. Perfect

      Finch!

    • Lovelace
      • Bulgingsnake

        Won’t do it

    • Lovelace

      So where do you poop when you travel? The bushes?

      • Bulgingsnake

        Maybe

  • Mr. Perfect

    When I take a twosie at the gas station, I buy a chili dog. That way I’m giving back, and I’m getting my bowels ready for another gas station.