THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN’S 9th ANNUAL “SEDUCE A NUN” COMPETITION!

You heard that right boys and girls! It’s that time of year again here at THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN where you see how many nuns you can seduce and ass+blast in one day.

There is no other brand of female on this planet that is in heat like a nun is. But remember, the nun has the Christan God on their side, and that’s what makes this challenge so goddamn exciting!

The winner of the SEDUCE A NUN CHALLENGE gets a mason jar of my cum for half the price (which is only 6 grand).

  • Bulgingsnake

    I always win, ALWAYS!

  • Steve

    I confessed this to my priest, and said “No offense.” He said, “Nun taken.”

  • Villain

    I’ll go to church on Sunday dressed as Jesus and they’ll all want the power of Christ inside them.

  • holybagpipes

    If they aren’t like the nuns from those pornos. I’d be sorely disappointed.

  • PQG 1991

    Well, since I will try to seduce nuns (20-50) it will be difficult but I’ll try to win this challenge…

  • Andronymous

    I’ll have nun of this!

  • SausageAway

    I used to like dressing as a nun whilst having sexy time.but after work with my therapist, iv managed to kick the habit!

    BOOM!!!