What movies have you d*cked females to?

I just porked my lady friend to Beverly Hills Cop 1. It was a royal experience.

It’s true what they say; sex with a soundtrack is like having two d*cks in the bed. She’s out cold now, and I have the big mansion shootout all to myself.


  • Bulgingsnake

    I’ve dicked chicks to a million movies throughout my banging career.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I got worried for a second that you were gone! I couldn’t find you in the authors part of WordPress. I figured it out though.

    • UilickMcGee

      I’m like a fart in an elevator bro. Never truly gone…

      • Bulgingsnake

        That’s a solid quote right there.

  • Andronymous

    Once I banged a girl. It was to the color purple. No idea what the movie is about, it probably sucked. She did too!

  • Moulin Rouge

  • One Mat Gang

    Predator vs Alien in an empty movie theater became Penis vs Vaginia.

    • UilickMcGee

      I got a handie watching Munich. It was enjoyable but wrong. Like putting Schindler’s List on during a kids birthday party.