Culture Shock #4: The Arts

Uilick found a bitchin’ sculpture park out in the Irish boonies today. Come and see what the Irish are passing for art these days…


While this may look very much like a scene out of Indiana Bulge and the Temple of Dong, fanged vaginal gateways are a common feature here in Ireland, often utilised in hospitals, community centres and even creches. One feels a certain catharsis in walking through them, along with a distinct desire to get oneself checked at the nearest available opportunity.


I call this piece “Get me a Busch, I’m going in dry”. According to the artists statement, it reflects man’s need to penetrate our own mothers and return to the womb. With property prices being the way they are these days in Ireland, I’m not completely against the idea.

*Note the cocked leg*


This piece is called “How Tony Hue got his Groove Back”. I like the scum that surrounds everything. It’s very uncompromising, like slipping viagras to a bunch of Ruprechts in a care home…


  • Bulgingsnake

    Your sculptures kickass over there! All we over here is Netflix.

    • UilickMcGee

      I’ve seen your Netflix. It is vastly superior to ours.
      We get all the Bollywood bilge because there’s no regional restrictions on them.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Your arms look pretty nice bro. You been working out?

    • UilickMcGee

      The secret is masturbating eight times a day.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I love Irish secrets

  • Villain

    Check out the rock hard nips on the mermaid statue. You could cut diamonds with those.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Diamonds are forever

      • Fred Ziffel

        hopefully, nipples are too…

  • Fred Ziffel

    nothing like a zombie babe covered in pond scum to get the heart pumping…

  • mikezippy

    I love art.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Wow! Kerrygold butter and a sick sculpture garden! Poland frickin kicks ass bro!! Yeah!!

    • UilickMcGee

      We do like our poles here, it’s true.

      • Jerry Eldini

        Who wouldn’t? Sounds like winning!

  • PQG 1991

    That is true art!!

  • thereforeiam

    Dafuq is a creche?