GREAT MOMENTS IN PORN

Who doesn’t love their porn with a badass pirate named Olivia who helps fight monsters and supernatural forces to save the day. Without Olivia’s help poor old Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel would surely have met their demise  at the hands of the sinister Chinese empress pirate Xifing….who wants to rule the world by resurrecting  the worlds most feared pirate.

Pirates II Stagnetti’s Revenge from 2008 delivers all the action you could want in a cheesy pirate porn movie. Who doesn’t want giant slug monsters and magical skeleton armies in between…..well…other things that go on.

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Just look at those fighting skills. Olivia ( the brunette) is one badass pirate that knows how to do things…..lots of things.

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Here she is taking on Jules Steel and showing her who the real pirate boss is.

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She takes old Jules to town.

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She takes old Captain Edward Reynolds to town as well with some help.

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What a team they make.

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Anyways, there you have it. This has been a great moment in porn.

  • Bulgingsnake

    This deserves a Grammy!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Yeh but does the film include buttsex? Some of us do not consider it porn without the buttsex.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I love buttsex

      • Jerry Eldini

        I know you do Snake, I know you do.

    • RockMomster

      What happened to just good ol fashioned gang bangs? Geez… these crazy hipsters

      • Jerry Eldini

        Nothing wrong with traditional gang bangs, but if you are going to film it for profit or posterity, break out some butt sex. That’s all I’m sayin.