I was at the food store buying some corn nuggets. I love corn nuggets, and there were some coupons in the mail for them.
Anyway, as I was browsing in the corn nugget isle A GODDAMN CAT JUMPED OUT AND STARTED RAILING MY ASS SO GODDAMN HARD!
I was screaming for help, but people just took pictures and laughed. Apparently getting raped isn’t that big of a deal in food stores. FUCK YOU TOO PUBLIC!