I was at the food store buying some corn nuggets. I love corn nuggets, and there were some coupons in the mail for them.

Anyway, as I was browsing in the corn nugget isle A GODDAMN CAT JUMPED OUT AND STARTED RAILING MY ASS SO GODDAMN HARD!

I was screaming for help, but people just took pictures and laughed. Apparently getting raped isn’t that big of a deal in food stores. FUCK YOU TOO PUBLIC!

  • UilickMcGee

    Cats are pussies, man.
    Can’t even take their own medicine.

    • Bulgingsnake

      I know how that cat feels!

  • thereforeiam

    Fvckin cats don’t even like corn nuggets.

    • Bulgingsnake

      Shows what you know.

      • thereforeiam

        My cat don’t like no corn nuggets. Chicken nuggets are a different story.

  • Villain

    Who is the irresponsible owner bringing cats to the grocery store anyway?

    • thereforeiam

      It was a seeing eye cat. The blind owner was in an electric scooter running over the spaghetti-os while the cat was raping.

      • Bulgingsnake

        No, that’s not the case.

      • thereforeiam

        What is the goddam case? What was the cat doing there then? Huh huh whut?

      • Bulgingsnake

        I see what you’re saying

    • Bulgingsnake

      I caught a glimpse of the cat’s collar, it said Frank on it. So Frank is the irresponsible cat owner!

      • Fred Ziffel

        Fred…. It said “Fred”…

  • Jokes Teller

    Have you ever been raped by a snake?

  • holybagpipes

    Don’t cats have spines on their weiner?

  • Jerry Eldini

    People in grocery stores are totally rude! When somebody laughs in your face for getting raped by a cat in the grocery store, that’s a green light to knock their teeth out.

  • Baby Sister

    sorry that happened 2 u sweetie especially since that’s a black cat so u really got it long and hard