THE LAST JEDI REVIEW

Holy shit balls, this movie has it going on!

Luke Skywalker is all like “take my light saber in the face bitch”! And Rey is all like ” but I’m in love with Dengar”.

This movie is so fvcking badass!

Kylo takes off his face, and he is actually 4-Lom (I didn’t see that one coming, total goddamn winning)!

Krennic kills Snoke at the end of the movie. As Director Krennic kills Smoke, Krennic says “Death Star in your face you cunt-bag! When Krennic sid that I got goosebumps.

I give this move 9 out of 10 blow jobs.