THE LAST JEDI REVIEW

Holy shit balls, this movie has it going on!

Luke Skywalker is all like “take my light saber in the face bitch”! And Rey is all like ” but I’m in love with Dengar”.

This movie is so fvcking badass!

Kylo takes off his face, and he is actually 4-Lom (I didn’t see that one coming, total goddamn winning)!

Krennic kills Snoke at the end of the movie. As Director Krennic kills Smoke, Krennic says “Death Star in your face you cunt-bag! When Krennic sid that I got goosebumps.

I give this move 9 out of 10 blow jobs.

  • mikezippy
    • Bulgingsnake

      I’ll get a man to sneak a peak. That’s what I do.

  • UilickMcGee

    Couple of weeks back I went up to Malin Head where they had been shooting stuff. They had wrapped shooting and left by then. but I’m really looking forward to see what they use for Luke’s island in Ep VIII. That whole area is rugged as fvck…

    Also a Trade Federation Droid/Ewok/Jar-Jar three way would be nice.
    You know, for the fans…

    • Bulgingsnake

      Did you see this?

      https://youtu.be/lYweuq95tGo

      • UilickMcGee

        Jesus, I only saw the dry run. This is choice!

        Do more, this needs to be a staple thing on TGO!

      • Bulgingsnake

        We have hours of talking, Sam’s working on more episodes as we speak. We get together once a week and spend several hours making these videos, then Sam edits them into perfection.

  • Villain

    There are at least 9 blowjobs in the film right?

    • Bulgingsnake

      IT’S NOT A GODDAMN PORNO!

  • holybagpipes

    I liked the part where they used a star destroyer to penetrate a sarlacc.