5 FACTS ABOUT THE FEMALE NORTH AMERICAN BLACK BEAR & HER CUBS

1. She loves it when humans play rough with her cubs.

2. The cubs mostly eat rats.

3. The mom hates the N word.

4. Female black bears get really wet.

5. Cubs take 40 years to reach maximum potential.

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  • holybagpipes

    The red Invasion sure looks cuddly!

  • Villain

    ….and man do they look intimidating when they come Para trooping out of helicopters.

  • holybagpipes

    Bear cubs are also good for carrying out insurgent operations against stormtroopers.

  • One Mat Gang

    That’s why I prefer polar bears. They love when I use the N word.

  • Fred Ziffel

    Gotter did !

  • Bulgingsnake

    Send me you’re email in the contact section so I’ll have you on file.

  • Fred Ziffel

    FBT ! Maybe, if you like, I could come up with something on occasion, submit it for your approval at your leisure. If you like it, you publish it. If not, file13 it and tell me F@Ck OFF !
    Edit: nice penguin.

  • Bulgingsnake
  • Fred Ziffel

    No need to sleep on it…
    I am honored that you would offer such prestige, to a pompous old ass such as myself. But I have no faith in an “article a day” coming from me.. A couple, maybe three per week is my max, buddy.
    Thanks bulge, sincerely.
    I’m too young, with too much other sh!t to do (naps) for that commitment.
    Again, thanks for the offer.

  • Bulgingsnake

    An article a day, about whatever you want…… Sleep on it

  • Fred Ziffel

    Possibly… what are the responsibilities?
    You know us old geezers aren’t very responsible..

  • Andronymous

    Yessir! The depths of my ignorance know no bounds!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Since you’re an oldie but goodie, would an author spot interest you?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sounds like you’re a pretty ignorant man when it comes to bears. Glad I could help.

  • Fred Ziffel

    Yes

  • Andronymous

    Wow. When I met my first Black Bear I was honestly a bit scared and also trying to get a good pic while standing on a tiny boulder hoping the bear would not get the initiative in the random encounter, so fortunately I had too much on my mind to yell any N words…. Of course if I had known then how wet they are, I would probably have cubs of my own now.