TIP OF THE DAY

If you’re going to walk around town without pants on while rocking a boner, then tell people you’re a retard.

Keeps you out of jail.

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  • Bulgingsnake

    Good call

  • holybagpipes

    How about goddamned special? I don’t want to hurt any retards feelings in the vicinity.

  • Bulgingsnake

    No! You say you’re a goddamn retard!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Big time

  • holybagpipes

    Tell them that you’re an extra on the set of Borat 2.

  • PQG 1991

    Way ahead of you in that aspect Bulge, I don’t even have to tell them now, they just assume

  • Villain

    Free the boner!