Why do animals sexually assault Bulgingsnake? Has anyone ever taken the time to ask?!


  • Jerry Eldini

    Its the pheromones. Bulges ass pheromones are irresistible to animals, especially animals with penises.

  • Louie

    We all want to and animals lack self control…but you knew that.

  • Mr. Perfect

    Now that is absolutely perfect.

  • Andronymous

    I think we can place the blame squarely on climate change and the price of food.

  • Just™

    Will do master. Good to see you .. and winning!!!! btw. In Euro they say it “W”

  • Bulgingsnake

    Spread the word. I’m bringing back stupid in a big way.

  • Villain

    Animals are able to recognize a hot piece of ass just like we humans can.

  • Just™

    Yay!!! @mr perfect I’m here now!!! Nice to see snake and others here.

  • PQG 1991

    Who knows?

  • holybagpipes

    Like the force, we don’t question nature.