SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CHURCH I’M LAYING TILE AT MAKES ME HORNY AS HELL!

I’m laying tile in the male & female bathrooms.

Goddamn, I’ve wacked off in these bathrooms several times now while watching porn on my cellphone.

I think what’s making me so horny is, is that there are ‘women group meetings’ here in the morning, and some of the younger chick’s hit on me.

I whack off so I lose the desire to bang, and by doing this I won’t cheat on my bitch.

  • Villain

    If there are young chicks going to group meetings at a church then they are definitely damaged goods. You could definitely lay their tile.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Yeah, they come off as super vulnerable.

  • Steve

    “And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.”

    Yours is a story as old as time itself.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Please to meet you, can you guess my name

  • Steve

    His name is robert Paulson.

  • Bulgingsnake

    In death we have a name, and his was Robert Paulson

  • holybagpipes

    Church? Is that a fancy name for drug den?

  • holybagpipes

    Of course Mr Durden.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Sure is

  • holybagpipes

    Fbt. Also is it true that the thingy the pope wears on his head is a giant bong?

  • holybagpipes

    Is this some kind of prophecy I didn’t get in the mail?

  • Bulgingsnake

    Bong? Like smoking bong?

  • holybagpipes

    Yep.