THE FIFTH ELEMENT IS A BRILLIANT LOVE STORY

You have this black mass of energy cruising through the universe, and it is destroying everything in its path. Humans shoot their most advanced \powerful weapons at it… But the black mass grows every time it is attack.

So what destroys this black ball of danger… Who gives a fuck bitches! Here at The Great Outdoorsman we believe in banging dirty sluts behind your wife’s back.

Stay sharp TGO

  • UilickMcGee

    Caught a 4K screening with my female last month. 20 years, fvck I feel old.
    Anyway we sat there, like a couple of geeks, her with her prop multy-pass on.

    We were probably the only two people in a room full of man-child virgins who would be doing the pants dance that night. It was a good thing…

  • Bulgingsnake

    Right you are my friend, right you are indeed

  • Andronymous

    I also like how it ended, and without saying any spoilers in case someone has been waiting decades to watch, I don’t know, all the non-existent sequels through at the same time, I’ll just say it sure explained a lot about our planet!

  • Jerry Eldini

    How dirty? Like just the smell, or like crabs or sumthin?

  • Bulgingsnake

    All of the above

  • Jerry Eldini

    Enough to give a guy a boner!!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Maxed out