Breaking News!Operation Takoyaki: Japan will eat, destroy or expel all tentacled creatures!

The Japanese government has announced recently that they will eat destroy or expel all tentacled creatures. The Objective of this operation called operation “Takoyaki” is to erase the presence of all tentacled creatures from Japanese land, territorial waters and airspace, eating the edible ones and destroying or expelling the rest due to them being a danger to Japanese females.

The move has been widely criticised by very devoted porn fans around the world, anime authors and a collective of anonymous women (and some men) whose reasons for protesting the move have not yet been disclosed.

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