1. They are great at climbing tree’s, that’s what their claws are for.

2. The crawdad’s butt hole resembles the bald eagle’s butt hole.

3. If you peg a crawdad against a wall, it won’t feel a thing.

4. Crawdads are really sharp

5. Crawdads always get from point A to B with ease.


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  • Steve

    I would have expected a few facts about the crawmom.

  • PQG 1991

    I have a question has a crowdad tried to rape you Bulge?

  • Beastly beast

    It didn’t try…. it raped the sh$t out of him!

  • Beastly beast

    Crawdads love swimming in boiling pots of water and then eaten!

  • Thaneros

    People actually call them crawdads? I’m shocked!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Not yet, but one has been eye balling me over the grassy noul

  • Bulgingsnake

    That’s right

  • Jerry Eldini

    We used to get crawdaddy’s all the time for bass fishing but seems like hardly any bait shops in SoCal have them any more, frickin sucks! I miss those beautiful little bald eagle esque butt holes!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Here in the south we get raped!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Who needs crawdaddy’s when your butts gettin raped? Not me!!

  • Fred Ziffel

    The Crawdad is highly intelligent too!
    Sometimes they hide in boiling water, camouflaging themselves with corn and potatoes !

  • Fred Ziffel

    There is NO TRY !

  • Fred Ziffel

    Sh!t… Didn’t see this and made a similar point…