• Jerry Eldini

    Well, problem here Bulge is that it looks like you’ve been getting news from somewhere outside of TGO. Stick with TGO for news and you will be grabbing them by the pussy every time!

  • Villain

    I honestly hope he nukes Canada first so then my first child can be a lizard.

  • Mr. Perfect

    I was looking forward to California getting lit up with nukes. What a bummer.

  • Steve

    I think he’s using Twitter as his nuke.

  • holybagpipes

    I thought it got lit up every summer.

  • Mr. Perfect

    But not with nukes. The type of lit up it gets right now leads to ugly girls dressing like they were cast on Little House On The Prairie.

  • holybagpipes

    Well that description was so horrifying I puked a little in my mouth and had to swallow it back in.

  • holybagpipes

    I think someone swapped out his nuke launch button with a taco delivery button.