5 FACTS ABOUT THE CARIBBEAN LOBSTER!

1. It swims up fresh water streams to spawn.

2. Warm watered lobsters die several days after they spawn.

3. Bears love eating lobsters when the lobsters are spawning.

4. Lobsters eat whale poop.

5. Warm watered lobsters are number 1!

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  • Andronymous

    Do you keep your spidey sense in your genitals? Mine are tingly too!

  • holybagpipes

    My spidey sense feels tingly now.

  • Bulgingsnake

    That was your first mistake

  • holybagpipes

    Never doubted you for a second there.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Always do

  • holybagpipes

    Don’t forget the butter.

  • Bulgingsnake

    BIG TIME

  • Jerry Eldini

    Looks a lot like California spiny lobster.

  • holybagpipes

    I want you to go on a date with one.

  • Bulgingsnake

    Nailed it