5 FACTS ABOUT THE CARIBBEAN LOBSTER!

1. It swims up fresh water streams to spawn.

2. Warm watered lobsters die several days after they spawn.

3. Bears love eating lobsters when the lobsters are spawning.

4. Lobsters eat whale poop.

5. Warm watered lobsters are number 1!

  • Bulgingsnake

    Nailed it

  • holybagpipes

    I want you to go on a date with one.

    • Bulgingsnake

      BIG TIME

      • holybagpipes

        Don’t forget the butter.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Always do

      • holybagpipes

        Never doubted you for a second there.

      • Bulgingsnake

        That was your first mistake

      • holybagpipes

        My spidey sense feels tingly now.

      • Andronymous

        Do you keep your spidey sense in your genitals? Mine are tingly too!

  • Jerry Eldini

    Looks a lot like California spiny lobster.