GOD DAMN TIPPING

 

Why he hell am I supposed to tip, at the minimum, a dollar for a bartender to get me a drink? I’m not talking about making something fancy. I’m talking about just getting me a beer. Who invented this stupid rule? Now I should probably clarify a few things here. If you have been getting drinks all night and the bartender or waitress is cool then tip away. I’m just talking about going up to a bar and saying “hey bartender I’d like a bottle of beer” and when I pay on the spot I’m supposed to throw a dollar down at the same time I pay for the drink. I’m not a fan of this rule.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I make the bartenders tip me.

    • Jerry Eldini

      I’m sure it’s not like you really have to try Snake.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I’ve never tried a day of my life.

      • Jerry Eldini

        I think some cultures call that WINNING.

      • Bulgingsnake

        The culture of America!

      • Jerry Eldini

        Makin America grab ’em by the pussy again!

  • One Mat Gang

    I usually carry a shit covered dollar bill. I put that down for a tip. Funny enough I rarely bring it home.

  • Andronymous

    Oh I give ’em more than the tip! *WINK!*

  • Andronymous

    Anyway, now that I got my silly response out of the way, I will tell you some information.Tipping as a custom is all backwards from the way it began. TIPS stands for To Insure Prompt Service, and was traditionally given with the order to get your stuff bumped up the line ahead of the other suckers who wouldn’t pay for faster service. Now it is all messed up and service staff EXPECT a tip for just doing their jobs. I was a bartender for 10 years, and I earned all my tips by working fast and doing shit right (and being funny! I think). My coworkers wondered sometimes why I made so much more with fewer customers.
    Now don’t get me started on those countries that include the tip in the bill… fuck them with a bee hive. If you want my optional money, work for it, or be poor.

  • Jerry Eldini

    Did’nt you hear? It’s now OK when ordering a single bottled beer for yourself, to, in lieu of leaving a tip for such a minuscule transaction, just spit in their face. It’s like the hip new thing!