I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT

That’s right god damn it! I went out and got a beer. A fairly big beer of Newcastle….cause I like my beers dark. When I asked the cute waitress if she could take a picture for me she got all flattered and said “oh of me” with a smile. I said “no I need you to take a picture of me god damn it not you.” But don’t worry I still tipped her nicely even though I have issues with tipping for no reason. She did keep checking up on me and yes I got another beer after this one so she earned her tip.

There was some cute girls in the bar but of course they all had dudes with them. I was feeling nice and just wanted to chill so I didn’t steel any of those guys woman…..I am nice like that sometimes.

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DAMN that is a big picture….oops. This guy sitting next to me had two cute chicks with him for some reason. A blond and a brunette. I got to tip my hat off to the guy. When they went around asking people for 5 bucks because some bands were going to play he said he didn’t have 5 bucks and had one of the woman pay it for him.

As for the bands….

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…..I don’t know. One was called Tool I think and the other Alice and Chains. Just some local bar bands I’m sure. Probably will never go very far…especially with band names like those. Anyways the guy I was sitting next to can bee seen dancing right in front of one of the bands. Dude was dancing all night long. I guess he was a band groupie or something. I saw him hugging one of the singers when they finished. They probably snuck off later who knows.  I make a brief cameo but it’s so dark you can’t see me too well. It wasn’t a bad evening….got my beer on and chilled a bit before heading home to call it a night and pass out. I’d been up since 2 that morning and was a few hours short of being up 24 hours. The moral of this story is. Bring chicks with you to a bar when you are broke and make them pay for everything.

  • Bulgingsnake

    I popped xanax last night and played Mass Effect

    • RockMomster

      Winning

      • Bulgingsnake

        Thank you honey

      • Jerry Eldini

        Yep, das right ya’ll, W to duh I to duh N to duh N to duh I to duh N to duh mahfuhkin G yo!!! Gnawhutahmsawn?
        weeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrd

    • mikezippy

      You had one hell of a night it sounds like.

      • Bulgingsnake

        No, it fvcking sucked! My fvcking female has me on lockdown. She won’t let me drink

      • Jerry Eldini

        I really think you should reconsider the miracle of cannabis buddy.

      • Bulgingsnake

        I use to love it in my late teens & early 20s. I don’t enjoy it much now.

      • Jerry Eldini

        Maybe you just need some rediscovery? A little cannabis renaissance! It helped me stop drinking, also helped me to abandon some other illicit activities. It’s mighty tasty bro!

      • Bulgingsnake

        Trust me, I know my pot backwards and forwards. It doesn’t do anything for me anymore. All it does now is make me eat and sleep… And it makes me kind of grumpy.

      • Jerry Eldini

        Wow, that’s a bummer. I don’t know how I would’ve ever stop doing everything else without it. I quit smoking cigarettes about a year ago though and it sure the fuck didn’t help with that! Thank God for the new highfalutin wax vaporizer cartridges, without those I would have been fucked and would still be smoking cigarettes for sure!

      • Bulgingsnake

        I wish pot did the trick for me still, life would be a lot easier.

      • Jerry Eldini

        Believe it or not, now days if you get the right type a vaporizer, you can put your weed in there, heat it to a known temperature and vaporize out the stuff to get you wasted but the stuff in it that puts you to sleep will stay in the bud. You can Vape a bud on a killer vaporizer and when you are done with it, it will still look like a bud. I know a guy who does this and he saves those buds and when he can’t sleep he smokes them and he says it knocks him right out. I have not tried it but I have heard this multiple times. I don’t know anyway to avoid the munchies though other than to just gut it out! FBT

      • Bulgingsnake

        I’ve vaped, plenty of times. Pot just gets me stoned. Doesn’t get me high like alcohol or pills

      • Jerry Eldini

        I have never used that kind a vaporizer myself, only heard the stories and it sounds pretty trippy. I mostly vape wax and the prefilled wax oil cartridges. I stopped drinking years ago, I was fishing on my favorite lake, Lake Nascimento and had put away 12 pack by about 10 AM and barely even felt buzzed. I want to head and just gave it up in lieu of other stuff. Harder drugs were just getting me way too fucked up and it was pretty obvious it was not going to have a good ending so I used heavy doses of cannabis to help get away from that stuff. I’ve never really used pills though so I am unfamiliar with them. It does seem like they are easier to control than the random giant pile of evil white powder’s. FBT

      • Bulgingsnake

        Yeah, beer does jack shit to me. I just use beer to chase liquor

      • Jerry Eldini

        Pretty much the only stuff I drink anymore is moonshine. A buddy of mine goes to a big music festival called Merle Fest every year and brings shine back. I think it’s in North Carolina. I have some sweet corn liquor in a mason jar I will hit for special occasions and that’s pretty much it anymore. At least as far as alcohol goes. Sometimes if I am out I will slum and order a shot or two of Glennfiddich.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Moonshine runs like rivers in Tennessee. Those were the days

      • Jerry Eldini

        It’s good stuff! I had everclear when I was a teenager and did not understand what it was, I thought that was moonshine and that moonshine tasted like shit. About a decade ago I ran into this buddy of mine and he clued me in to what moonshine is all about. So much better than that store-bought stuff! I still do like single malt Scottish whiskey though, it’s almost as good as Kerrygold butter! And if you could use it as anal lube it would be better, wink!

      • Jerry Eldini

        I find I really like corn liquor, sooo delicious! He brought back rye one time and that was a trip. It tasted like really good whiskey but when you would think about it it was like it tasted like pickle juice, although it didn’t, it tasted like sick whiskey. Even the corn liquor kind of makes your brain think it tastes like sweet corn but it really taste like choice whiskey. I can easily see how someone could turn into a full-blown problem alcoholic drinking that stuff! My buddy says if you gulp it, it gives you a super rush and he says he can see that it would become addictive like crack if you drink it like that and he suggested I just stick with sipping it and don’t even go there and start guzzling it!

      • mikezippy

        No drinking only pill popping. That makes sense.

      • Bulgingsnake

        “Pass some of those pills over”. I say those words a lot.

      • mikezippy

        Words to live by. Well….I suppose you could get back into running and being healthy and shit. But it is a lot easier just keep to your old ways. Change takes too much god damn work.

      • Bulgingsnake

        Here here

  • Beastly beast

    Tool and alice in chains!?

    In a bar!?

    Fucking epic!!!!!

    This story doesn’t sound true though….

    I’m pretty sure you stole at least two of those hoes.