I have this weird kink over Captain Phasma…

Something about her kicking me in the balls repeatedly and shoving the barrel of her rifle in my mouth seems very appealing right now. Maybe it’s the chrome, or the cape, or the black soulless slits for eyes, but I really want her to laser-blast her name into my gooch and doggie-leash me around the Star-Killer base.

It’s a fine and noble thing…

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